Doritos: The Authenticity That Can’t Be Compromised
“My husband one time brought home off-brand Doritos. I could’ve strangled him. Tasted like tortilla chips sprinkled with LIES.”
“Feminine products (pads/tampons). Don’t even get me started on the no-name brands or store brands… When it comes to this stuff, you definitely get what you pay for.”
“Oh my god, I will never again buy generic Q-tips. Might as well just jam toothpicks in your ears for all the good the minuscule amount of cotton on the ends does.”